The Horse Stalker

I was stalked by a horse today. Seriously!! Why does nobody believe me? Grr... It was a police horse and it might have been stalking me because I was carrying a melting ice cream cone (chocolate chip cookie dough). My hands were extremely sticky afterwards. Now, I'll wear gloves when I'm eating ice cream (latex). And not latex flavored ice cream, but latex gloves (Bleh!).