Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Questions, Not Answers: Lost - Episode 6.14 "The Candidate"

CAUTION: Spoilers from this point on. I AM SERIOUS! MAJOR SPOILERS! DON'T READ UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE SPOILED!
Questions

How was Cooper in the accident?!
Why would Flocke do that? There MUST be a candidate!
Where's Alpert?!
What's in the box?!
Is the Good Sayid back?

Answers
Well, we learned the full story about how Locke's life is better in the LA X reality: he's engaged to Helen ... and he can peacefully deal with his father.
And a certain Scotsman is still alive ... :)

Musings/Comments
Locke! Take the offer! Walk again!
And the cages are back. Wonderful. More fish biscuits all around, yes?
Bernard is back!
Collective "Awww!" for Jin and Sun.
You would THINK that there would be a back-up generator for those pylons! But NOOOOOOO! No back-up generator! Gee, quite smart when there's a GIANT CLOUD OF MALEVOLENT SMOKE that will kill you in a second!
Oh no ... I guess that Cooper took a tumble out of that high-rise window with let Locke fly after little training ... and got the short end of the stick.
And the plane is rigged to blow. Wonderful.
Sawyer, you had BETTER be bluffing with Flocke about trusting him ... wait ... you're a con man, so ... yeah.
Claire is at the hospital!
Apollo bars! :D
Coincidence after coincident after coincidence. I'm loving this!
Jack ... was that the right bag?!
KATE GOT SHOT?!!?
GET THE SUB UP! NOWNOWNOWNOW!
*phew* ... SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lapidus ... LAPIDUS!
SUN!
DAMN YOU DAMON AND CARLTON!
Jack, don't guilt Locke into this!

And that's it for this week, my teary-eyed camp of survivors! See you in anotha life, brothas!

2 comments:

Lauryn said...

This was funny to read. But so sad at the same time! =(

Jay said...

Thank you, Lauryn!